Jennifer Lopez

After outing Angelina Jolie and the twins, Kung Fu Panda star Jack Black is outing himself.

The funnyman and his wife, Tanya, welcomed their second son last week. Jack told Entertainment Tonight that baby No. 2, named Jack for his daddy, was “fresh out of the oven.”

Jack Jr. (or J.J., as I like to call him) joins big brother Samuel in this crazy world, who is just about 2.

Congrats!

Hey! Look at Audrina Patridge, flashing her new set at the MTV Movie Awards last night.

Her new set of bangs, of course, silly. What did you think I meant?

The Hills star, who has just wrapped her new surfer film Blue Crush 2, showed off her very Cleopatra-looking ‘do at the festivities.

What do you think? I’m not crazy about the hair, but the girl has a body to die for.

It’s so funny when celebrities and their publicists don’t get their stories straight.

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson were photographed in the emergency room at Century City Hospital last Thursday night, and when asked about it, Linds publicist said that the starlet was just visiting a pal there.

Now Linday’s mom, the fabulously out of hand Dina Lohan, is telling People that her daughter was seeking medical attention for an asthma attack.

“She was losing oxygen. She couldn’t breathe,” Dina said of LiLo. “She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick. If you were sick, and you’re mother couldn’t even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it’s sad. It’s really sad.”

But if it’s not going to Dina who’s there for her daughter, the reality TV star is more than happy to hand the reins over to Lindsay’s devoted love. “Samantha is an angel,” Dina said.

It’s amusing that she was worried about the paps “fabricating” a story, when that’s exactly what they did themselves, no?