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Charlie Sheen had better hire an extra team of bodyguards for his rumored wedding this weekend.

Sources say that Chuck and fiancée Brooke Mueller have plans to tie the not Friday night, but are desperately trying to keep the locale under wraps. Also on the down low? The possibility that Brooke maybe already carrying the Two and A Half Men star’s child.

“They’ve been busy working on having a baby,” a pal told the NY Daily News. “They have been for a couple of months. It’d be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters.”

So what’s the big hush-hush about with the wedding? Insiders say that, if Charlie’s loony ex Denise Richards gets wind of the location of the nups, she may come and cause a ruckus.

“They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know where it’ll be,” says the source. “Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew.”

Denise, as you know, is currently pimping out her daughters on her new reality show for E!, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

Man, that wedding is no doubt going to play out like a crazy scene from Melrose Place. I can’t wait to hear all about it!

It’s a lovefest!

John Mayer is saying what he wants to say about newlywed and dad-to-be Pete Wentz — and it’s all good, baby. In John’s latest blog post, he returns to the favor to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz‘s (I remembered!) husband, who had complimented Jennifer Aniston‘s guy on his own website earlier in the week, with a post entitled “yes its a crush”. Here’s some of John’s thoughts on the Fall Out Boy talent (oh, and his post is entitled CRUSH REQUEST ACCEPTED):

Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you’ve been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here’s using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You’re one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I’d expect you’d have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I’m inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; ‘what should I think, given my personal attributes?’ ‘How does this read?’ ‘What would Kanye do?’ You have what makes talented people successful for years and years – a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That’s why I’ll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It’s a short list. (I’m lazy.)

Isn’t it weird when you’re alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone’s hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you’re doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what’s up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM

Let’s see, a John Mayer and Pete Wentz sandwich? Yeah, that’s something I could probably sink my teeth into.